🍓 Strawberry Shortcake Edible – Buttery Cake, Berry Cream, Full Melt
This ain’t your average edible with a fancy name and zero effect. Our Strawberry Shortcake THC edible is a 300mg heavyweight baked to perfection — sweet, creamy, and stronger than it looks.
You’re getting a legit dessert experience and a high that builds smooth, settles deep, and sticks around. No sugar brick texture. No mystery milligrams. Just a soft, golden edible that smacks.
🧁 What You’re Eating
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300mg of hemp-derived THC
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Soft-baked texture — not dry, not crumbly
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Golden vanilla cake flavor with real strawberry cream
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Made in small batches — baked, not manufactured
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Vacuum-sealed to stay fresh and hit clean
💨 What You’ll Feel
Not a couch-trap. Not a sugar rush. Just a smooth, functional high that creeps in, warms you up, and keeps things easy.
Expect:
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✅ Mellow body buzz
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✅ Clear-headed chill
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✅ Good mood without the fog
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✅ No crash, no anxiety
It’s the kind of edible you can take after work, before a movie, or during a weekend reset. You’re still you — just way more relaxed.
🍰 What It Tastes Like
Let’s be real — most edibles taste like disappointment. This one doesn’t.
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🍓 Real strawberry shortcake flavor
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🧈 Soft vanilla cake base
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🍬 Creamy, smooth, and no waxy weirdness
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❌ No artificial red swirl or perfume aftertaste
It’s a treat — even if it didn’t have THC in it. But lucky for you, it does.
🧪 Lab-Tested. Legal. No Guesswork.
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300mg THC per unit — clearly labeled
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Lab-tested for potency & purity
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Federally legal under the 2018 Farm Bill
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<0.3% Delta-9 THC by dry weight
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Shipped discreetly to most U.S. states
You’re not playing dosage roulette. If it says 300mg, it’s 300mg. We post real results, not inflated numbers.
🧑🍳 How It’s Made
We don’t spray flower with oil and call it a day. This edible is made with infused butter, so the THC absorbs properly in your body and actually works.
Baked low and slow to keep the THC active — and the flavor on point.
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🔥 No microwave baking
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❌ No mass-produced energy bar texture
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✅ Real flavor, real feel
⚠️ Start with Half — Trust Us
Even if you’ve got a tolerance, 300mg is no joke. We recommend:
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Half if you’re trying to chill
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The whole thing if you’re clocking out
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None if you’ve got plans in the next 90 minutes
This is the edible you eat when you want to really feel something — not when you're testing the waters.
🛒 Why This Edible’s Worth It
Because it actually tastes good.
Because it actually hits.
Because most other edibles lie.
This one doesn’t.
👉 Grab a Strawberry Shortcake before it’s gone. Once people figure out it works, they don’t stop ordering it.